Rapid Superbliss-Illumination for Everyone
Goodies | (1)
1. Acquire 1no. bag of cannabis.
2. Roll and smoke.
3. Chill out for about 20 minutes.
4. Masturbate.
If you've never done this before, Christmas is about to come early.
(Strangely enough I can't find anything referencing a "weed-wank" online... My own personal research has however confirmed that all the guys I know who smoke know exactly what I'm talking about.)